Characters/Pairings: Ten/Rose, Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Sarah-Jane Smith, Amy Pond, Rory Williams
Warnings: Lots of sexual innuendoes, lots of swearing, drunken people and general shenanigans.
Genre: Humor/Romance/Fluff/Friendship/Pure Crack
Word-count: 2,813 (6,041 in all)
A/N: Christmas prompt for the_silverdoeI'd like to apologize in advance for all of this. Pure crack!
Summary: When they'd decided to celebrate Christmas back in Cardiff with Jack, this is probably not quite what the Doctor and his two companions had had in mind. And to think it all started with a severely misplaced mistletoe...
Part I is here
( 'I am so glad we finally got a chance to spike his drink' )