Fic: the one with all the messages (Once Upon a Time)

Title: the one with all the messages - or The Very Curious Case of the Missing Sanity
Characters/Pairings: No real pairings, but almost all the characters, basically
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers up to and including 2x03 - 'The Lady of the Lake'. Some swearing and bad language. Lots of bad humor
Genre: Crack/Humor/Crack/Crack/Even more crack
Word-count: 2,141
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in relation to this.
A/N: This fic is dedicated to fogsblue, because the idea for this came from some very cracky meta with her (which means I am blaming you for this!) and to the_silverdoe, as a lame attempt to cheer her up. Furthermore, I'm sorry everyone, for writing this. Really sorry. But I hope you have some fun with it anyway. I did.
Summary: A rare glimpse into some of the Written Word in Storybrooke (and beyond), including never-before-seen bits from Dr. Whale's diary, a letter from Henry to miss Blanchard and a series of texts about bird-poop.

( the one with all the messages )